Archive for August, 2011

The telephone rings. Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello, my name is Alan. Am I speaking to the man of the house? Me: Yes. Telemarketer: Great. I’m wondering if you can answer a short survey. Me: Wait. Why do you need to speak to the man of the house? Telemarketer: Yes, the man of the house. Me: […]

Months since an update, but no sense worrying about that. After all, there are much more violent things to be worrying about. Behold a press release that popped into the inbox moments ago: